Sunday, May 10, 2009

Sarah's super magic awesome special parmesan asparagus

I'm going to give you my super secret asparagus recipe.

It hath been passed down generations upon generations from Mother to Daughter. Unfortunately, because that sly witch Hazel has tricked me into giving her my first born daughter, I will have no one to pass this magical food item to.


1. So travel to the great beyonds to ye old supermarket

2. Picketh ye 25 asparagii of green variety

3. Pay?? (optional)

4. trek back to thine homelands, quicken thine speed verily

5. obtain thee from thine inventory these items:
1. baking tray
2. parmesan of cheese
3. oil of olives (mash with young virgins)
4. salt

6. aline thine asparagii along length of baking tray

7. drizzle thine oil of olives & young virgines upon the asparagii, and then salt

8. if this is salted and oiled to thine taste, place in the deepest darkest depths of Hel (enough to make the asparagii just as wrinkly)

9. apologize for the inconvenience

10. remove baking tray of oiled & salted asparagii

11. sprinkle with parmesan of cheese to thine tastes and shove thine baking tray of asparagii to the deepest darkests depths of Hel for TWO MINUTES

12. make thee a hasty escape with thine asparagii, plated for serving

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